Ari Gold från Entourage har så klockrena citat. Hahahaha, här är några av dom bästa..
Ari: Great work, Rob. Great work. See if you can read this: [Writing on dry-erase board: Get the fuck out!] You’re fired, and in case your ears are fucked, Get. The Fuck. Out! And the next person I see juggling, tap dancing, or baton twirling or doing any other circus-like tricks, will join him, all right? One-strike policy applies. Now get back to work. God damn that felt good.
(Ari’s trying to sneak out the door)
Mrs. Ari: Where are you going Ari?
Ari: I-i have a meeting…
Mrs. Ari: At the Playboy Mansion??
: You know, Playboy Mansion, strip clubs, whore houses, I go where the meetings are. It’s my fucking job.
Vince: I wanna hear what the lovely Heffgirls have to say, OK?
Ari: All right, they’re better to look at than to listen too but aight.
Vince: Don’t you need to be home with your wife, Ari?
Ari: Noh… I make the god damn rules. (Pauzes) I got ’till 2..
E: It doens’t matter what I think
Ari: It does matter what you think. What are you talking about, you’re part of the team baby, come on. I mean I gotto know what you think so I can get you to think what I think.
(Ari, Mrs. Gold and Sarah Gold are going to Temple for Yom Kippur)
Sarah: I hate this, I’m starving.
Ari: Now you know what mommy goes trough every day to make a hot body for daddy.
Ari: Joe, what are you doing to me?
Joe: I’m not doing anything Ari, I’m just doing good business.
Ari: That’s weird because it feels like you’re taking a steel catheter and shoving it right up my cock.
Billy: You know he’s bringing his wife to Cannes?
Vince: No, you bringing you’re wife? It’s supposed to be a boys trip!
Ari: Vinnie, when you get married you realize that a wife is like a herpes source. She comes and goes when and where she please
Ari (shouting drunk, out of Lloyd’s car window): My life is over…
Lloyd: You’ll bounce back, Ari Gold!
Ari: I drove to work in an $80,000 Mercedes, and I’m going home in a prop car from the Fast and the Furious,
I just don’t see it…
Ari: I didn’t go to the Lakers game because they were playing the fucking Bobcats… And I came here today because I thought this was a session on how my wife could learn to communicate, how to answer a question without a question, basic Humanity 101, which I thought, given your wall of fucking diplomas, you could easily fix, or if you couldn’t, you could give her a pill that would either fix it or make her a mute. But now, to turn around and gang up on me? I have work to do. I have hundreds of clients to deal with, and just so we’re clear, I don’t care about ANY OF THEM. They’re ALL just a number, like Wife #1 and Therapist #7… GOOD DAY!
Ari: Yeah, and Hilary Swank has a vagina, but she won an Oscar pretending she has a dick. That’s what actors do. They pretend.
Lloyd: Ari, are you leaving the agency…
Ari: “Silence” is fucking golden.